"Marine Corps \u2013 Remember \u201cearning\u201d the dumbest job during boot camp? Like you were doing him a favor or something. You were labeled the [insert absurd nickname here] recruit."

"Army \u2013 motivation comes in all shapes and sizes. And if you don\u2019t start motivating on Day 1 of Basic Training, then things can get out of hand. Leave it up to drill sergeants to push the envelope on what motivation looks like."

"Marine Corps \u2013 What do you mean there\u2019s a \u201cmethod to the madness\u201d? You mean to tell me a drill instructor\u2019s entire existence isn\u2019t to break you without regard for how to feel?"

"Army - As much as you may hate your drill sergeant, you don\u2019t kick a man while he\u2019s down. Especially when that man owns you for 10 weeks. Sometimes, you hook him up. Maybe, just maybe, he\u2019ll hook you up."

"Marine Corps - If you\u2019re flawless, then wtf is the drill instructor\u2019s purpose? You think they\u2019re just going to sit there and let you bask in perfection. No. They will break you. It\u2019s only a matter of time."

"Army - A Drill Sergeant\u2019s ability to gaslight has to be studied and published in medical journal and stored in Area 51 so no girlfriend can ever copy these tactics. Psychological warfare at it\u2019s finest."

"Marine Corps \u2013 Talk to any old head and they\u2019ll tell you that today\u2019s generation is weak. And if given the chance, that old head might try to whip you into shape. Fml."

"Army \u2013 If \u201cadult\u201d dungeons get safe words then maybe privates at Basic Training deserve one too. Just saying. What if they have something really important to say and instead they are\u2026.busy."

"Marine Corps \u2013 If a recruit wants it bad enough and they trust their Drill Instructor, they\u2019ll graduate and become a Marine. But Drill Instructors won\u2019t let the unmotivated and weak graduate. And if given the opportunity to protect the Corps, they might fantasize about dealing with it in their own way."

"Army \u2013 The unspoken feud between Drill Sergeants and Recruiters. Accountability finally reigns supreme."

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